Maths Joys

This is going to be a blog solely about the Maths lesson we had 3rd period today because it deserves to be all on it’s own :)

We had all been dreading the lesson because since Mr Saffhill has been made a Guidance teacher he is abandoning us on Fridays. Today we had this random student teacher (for all I know he might be fully qualified but we haven’t been told!) called Mr Bradshaw, we had been making fun off him for ages anyway but having him as a teacher was even worse!

He gave us this random set of french maths question things and told us to go in groups so I went with Sarah, Holly, Lauren, David and Erin. Now that should be enough to realise that only two of them would actually work (Sarah and Erin). So David had the french dictionary that we were supposed to be looking up for this translation one but instead he was looking up random words like pneumatic drill and sperm etc. So the rest of us were in hysterics and while I was trying to make a pentade(?) I got a triangle of paper that I wasn’t using, wrote “I Love Sue” on it and stuck it to Lauren’s head so when Mr Bradshaw came over he helped me attempt to make it, wondered why we were pissing ourselves with laughter (it was because David muttered he had his head on upside down :L and because he asked if he could have the aquare of paper that unbeknown to him I was actually writing “I’m a Cheerio” on) and then asked Lauren why she had paper stuck to her head and she took it off while saying she didn’t actually know :P

And there was also us trying to translate Glee quotes into french which was too funny, we used the “I’ll get you a kitty cat…” one!

Then the best part came at the end when we were tidying all our stuff away. I found the triangle with “I Love Sue” and went up and stuck it on David’s forehead while Mr Bradshaw was watching so he came up to me and shouted “Seriously, what the hell do you think you’re doing?” I had to stand there biting my lip trying not to burst out laughing in his face as he chastised the fact i “had been sitting giggling the whole lesson” He let us sit there laughing though, he didn’t tell us to work!!

So on the way up to Geography and after that David, Lauren, Euan and I kept asking each other what the hell we thought we were doing. So all in all a very productive way to spend a maths lesson and I’m guessing next Friday will be just as bad unless he actually tries to teach us “/ :L

Love and Hugs.
Over and Out.